These are a list of quotes that can be used in TessDaily's chat.
| Number | Quote | Game | Quoted By |
|---|---|---|---|
| 453 | "I don't want Plankton on my face" - Tess | Minecraft | deanpcmad |
| 452 | roses are red pigeons are dumb ill use two fingers and maybe a thumb - I_Fret_Not | Minecraft | deanpcmad |
| 451 | "Are we looking at your hole, Jordan?" - Tess | Counter-Strike | deanpcmad |
| 450 | "That's a dong" - Tess | Minecraft | deanpcmad |
| 449 | "We're taking next doors under-carriage" - Tess | Euro Truck Simulator 2 | deanpcmad |
| 448 | "Why does this bitch never make any money... oh it's ME KEKW " - Tess | Euro Truck Simulator 2 | deanpcmad |
| 447 | "I do agree with Zaphod" - Tess | Euro Truck Simulator 2 | zaphod4 |
| 446 | "I wouldn't mind that one being longer" - Tess | Counter-Strike | deanpcmad |
| 445 | my dad has a nice big sausage - Yordyo | Counter-Strike | urdadshell |
| 444 | “I think I should have a reduction” - Tess | Euro Truck Simulator 2 | deanpcmad |
| 443 | "You want to sit here and watch me do 75 squats?!" - Tess | Euro Truck Simulator 2 | deanpcmad |
| 442 | "Hold onto your udders" - Tess | Euro Truck Simulator 2 | deanpcmad |
| 441 | "What are you doing? Why did you do that??" - Tess to the traffic, while she does an illegal u turn | Euro Truck Simulator 2 | deanpcmad |
| 440 | "Honestly Zaphod, you suck" - Tess | The Stanley Parable | deanpcmad |
| 439 | I’m not a spitter - UrDadShell | The Stanley Parable | deanpcmad |
| 438 | My god its 4:30, im supposed to be having a back sack and crack - Streather | The Stanley Parable | deanpcmad |
| 437 | FOND MY HOLE TESS - I_Fret_Not | The Stanley Parable | urdadshell |
| 436 | "It didn't kill me last time *falls off the edge and dies*" - Tess | The Stanley Parable | deanpcmad |
| 435 | I don’t want Jordan’s sausage roll - UrDadShell | Counter-Strike | deanpcmad |
| 434 | "I've got a deagle, you're all in trouble *dies*" - Tess | Counter-Strike | deanpcmad |