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Chat Quotes

These are a list of quotes that have been saved from TessDaily's chat.

# Quote Game Quoted By
212
"I can't guarantee making anyone proud, even my parents"
Counter-Strike Zaphod4
211
"Look I'm all wet"
Counter-Strike Zaphod4
210
"apparently need to go to Specsavers too, looking for sympathy in here" - shlebydoo
Counter-Strike deanpcmad
209
"Train is black... I mean back" - Tess
Counter-Strike deanpcmad
208
“That beaver’s been busy”
Red Dead Redemption 2 Zaphod4
207
"It looks massive but it's tiny" - Tess
Red Dead Redemption 2 deanpcmad
206
"I'll do anything for money" - Tess
Red Dead Redemption 2 deanpcmad
205
"Crimes do pay" - Tess
Red Dead Redemption 2 deanpcmad
204
"They were going to shoot me, so I blew them up" - Tess
Red Dead Redemption 2 deanpcmad
203
"I can't even lift myself to do a pushup, you want me to carry the team?" - Tess
Counter-Strike deanpcmad
202
NPC: "What is the most disgusting, revolting, vulgar and depressing thing in all creation?" Tess: "Women"
Red Dead Redemption 2 Zaphod4
201
"I don't do those things, they're horrendous" - Tess on dating
Dead Space deanpcmad
200
"i threw dynamite at a child but he deserved it"
Red Dead Redemption 2 whats_a_kaon
199
"Who wants kindness? I've got a melee attack waiting for them" - Tess
Red Dead Redemption 2 deanpcmad
198
"Look at those melons"
Red Dead Redemption 2 Zaphod4
197
"Look at those melons"
Red Dead Redemption 2 Zaphod4
196
"I stream and I cannot aim" - Tess
Counter-Strike deanpcmad
195
"T-Rex's have muscular tongues, apparently" - Tess
Red Dead Redemption 2 deanpcmad
194
"I think I would like to gamble" - Tess
Counter-Strike deanpcmad
193
"Hydate? Thank you, I do be a thirsty bitch" - Tess
Counter-Strike deanpcmad
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